Archive for November, 2008

An Old Chestnut

So I’m about three beers into the post-Thanksgiving holiday, and I just dug up an old chestnut from Ye Olde Funbunker that I thought I should share.
This is from a recurring feature called “Mark & Manson’s Home Video Review.” Basically, it was Charlie Manson reviewing movies with Mark Taylor, a California prison guard assigned to [...]

FB Exclusive: OCP to buy ‘Big 3′

Omni Consumer Products –- the mega-corporation best known for its controversial “Robocop” program -– has agreed to take over General Motors Corp, Chrysler LLC and the Ford Motor Co.
Cyborg Dick Jones, the company’s CEO and senior president, confirmed the pending deal Wednesday.
The historic agreement would cement OCP’s status as the largest corporation in the world. [...]

Regarding Dave

Those of you who followed Bunker Version 1.0 will remember that it was a collaboration with my longtime friend Dave.
I know what you’re thinking, and no, he’s not dead. And there’s no truth to the rumor that he’s signed on with the inferior German import known as Funbunker.com.
Dave is alive, well, and nourishing young minds [...]

The Horror … The (Ho-Ho) Horror …

Not long after George Lucas revived his film franchise with “Episode I: Disappointing a Generation,” I found a copy of “The Star Wars Holiday Special.”
If you’re a red-blooded American Gen-Xer like myself, you ate up the 2-hour CBS spectacle like a bowl of Count Chocula when it originally aired in 1978.
It’s OK to admit it. [...]