I'M LIKE A TRASHCAN, HOLDING ALL THE INFORMATION

Exhibit A in Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s impeachment trial: A cue card.

“Fashion is most important thing in life. It shows the people modern and provide the good affect to others.”
— Actual Foreign Guy on Internet
Like Sean Combs or Dirk Diggler, I consider myself a man of many passions: acting, music, karate, poetry … and fashion.
The clothes we wear are a reflection of our souls, a [...]

Somewhere, Beavis and Butt-Head are hyperventilating.

So let’s say you’re an inventor specializing in “adult” accessories.
And by “adult” accessories, I mean things that involve “getting freaky.”
And by “getting freaky,” I’m referring to “bedroom activities that don’t involve sleeping or watching Conan.”
And by “bedroom activities that don’t” … Jesus, do you really need me to spell it out for you? Fine. I’m [...]