I'M LIKE A TRASHCAN, HOLDING ALL THE INFORMATION

I was just about to write something when I realized all this shit’s been on my DVR for nearly 30 years. Once I’m done watching it, I’ll have something up.

It’s good to see that TLC is branching out from its sometimes-creepy lineup of freakishly big family shows.

Here’s a link and the details, in case you think I’m making this up …

Octo-Mom is probably feeding her kids rejected reality show pitches.

Amid all the hubbub, brouhaha and hullabaloo about pirates, the world’s balance of power shifted yet again, with nary a peep from the media elites.
Not to worry. The Bunker’s got your back. Here’s the updated GPR for Spring ‘09.
DISCLAIMER: THE GLOBAL POWER RANKINGS ARE DETERMINED BY A SHADOWY CONSORTIUM OF SCHOLARS AND WORLD SECURITY EXPERTS. [...]

A GPR update is on the way. But first, these messages …