I'M LIKE A TRASHCAN, HOLDING ALL THE INFORMATION

Hi, everyone. Before I begin on this post, I’d like to open up the floor to some questions.
Yes. You over there – in the ascot.
Q: Hi. I’m The Italicized Voice in Your Head That Serves as Your Readers’ Proxy. Where the hell have you been for the last month or so?
A: Yes. Thank you for [...]

Someone just checked his Google Analytics account for the first time in a long while.
Shout-out to my crew in Caracas!
Update on the way.