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Seen in Lincoln Park. Whoever thought of this poster should win a Peabody Award.

Like most other parents, you probably have a teenager who’s nuts about singer John Ashcroft.
Heck, you probably have a few of his jams on your own iPod, too.
It’s understandable. As a vocalist, the former attorney general and senator combines the lyricism of Mos Def with the passion of Bruce Springsteen, whether it’s with his old [...]

Did you know that July is National Hotdog Month?
Yeah. I didn’t know either.
And as unaware Americans celebrate this special month at ballgames, church picnics and strip-club buffets, the good folks at PETA are making sure we all feel horrible about eating dogs made out of … well … dogs, probably.

If you want dessert, you’ll have [...]

Hi, everyone. Before I begin on this post, I’d like to open up the floor to some questions.
Yes. You over there – in the ascot.
Q: Hi. I’m The Italicized Voice in Your Head That Serves as Your Readers’ Proxy. Where the hell have you been for the last month or so?
A: Yes. Thank you for [...]