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Did you know that July is National Hotdog Month?
Yeah. I didn’t know either.
And as unaware Americans celebrate this special month at ballgames, church picnics and strip-club buffets, the good folks at PETA are making sure we all feel horrible about eating dogs made out of … well … dogs, probably.

If you want dessert, you’ll have [...]